- Plot Twist: Someone actually gets feelings for me and doesn't fuck me over.
bye at people who see others with plastic surgery and say “those aren’t her boobs/nose/ass” etc
um bitch yes it is
if she paid for it that shit is hers
did u knit that sweater ur wearing by yourself? no? did you purchase it?
then it’s yours bitch
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK