yourcountrybarbie:

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

Omg





nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I want someone to love me like potatoes

buttsandbarbells:

When I’m pale and fluffy:

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When I’m tan and shredded:

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starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan)